Wanted: experienced barkeep. Able to serve drinks, friendly with guests, but not too friendly. Those with experience ducking punches, dodging bullets, and dealing with general saloon mayhem likely to occur with the inebriated are encouraged to apply. Must look really good in barkeep attire.

Barkeep Mens Costume includes Saloon-style cotton shirt with satin stripes with attached vest and ribbon neck tie, plastic bowler hat, moustache, and arm garters.