This March the progression of holidays is entirely logical. First, on March 8th you have permission – no a commission to be nasty. It is the official Be Nasty Day after all. Crack those knuckles and let your little devil inside do the talking.
This holiday is just itching for a full out, dramatic reenactment of history’s nastiest scenes. How about scaring the family and co-workers by transforming yourself into famous royalty and ordering the executions of any who do not instantly do your bidding – remind you of the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland? A Duke with a malicious streak will get plenty of lowly peasants scampering to fulfill his every need. Any princess or queen will get similar treatment. Doesn’t sound too bad, does it?
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