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Emmy Dresses Are for the Animals

August 30th, 2010

Sometimes people look like animals.  And that really shouldn’t come as any surprise given the fact that we are, well, animals.

Watching the Emmy Awards last night I couldn’t help but think that some of the outfits worn on the red carpet and at the show would make for some good Halloween costume ideas.

January Jones aka The Peacock. As Betty Draper on Mad Men she nails the role, but every time I’ve seen her out of character in interviews, she seems very aloof – almost shy.  I assumed that she just isn’t a big fan of the spotlight. But after the peacock -looking beast of a dress she trotted around in last night, it’s fair to say she looked like a peacock – albeit a Versace peacock – full plume. » Read more: Emmy Dresses Are for the Animals

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5 Halloween Costume Ideas: Dress Like a Quitter

August 24th, 2010

We all dream of the day we get to tell our boss to “take this job and shove it!”  Unfortunately, the majority of us need the money our jobs bring in to survive.  But thanks to a few real-life weirdos and fictional folks, we get to quit vicariously through them.  Here are five ways you can costume up like a quitter.

That Thing You Do: What happens when your band manager tries to get you to sing your hit song in another language?  Any musician worth his or her salt knows the answer – you quit!  Thant’s exactly what the lead singer from the movie That Thing You Do does.  Dress up like The Beatles circa 1964 and run around singing “I…I quit, I quit, I quit.”  Finger snapping is optional. » Read more: 5 Halloween Costume Ideas: Dress Like a Quitter

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6 Sports-Themed Halloween Costume Ideas

May 26th, 2010

The human zebra, also known as The Ref.

Sports ignite passion.  Don’t believe me?  Step into a Honduran bar and root for El Salvador.  Or wear a Jeter jersey to a Red Sawx game.  Here are several sports-themed costume ideas.  All you need to do is bring your own balls.

REFEREE: What’s black and white and red all over?  A referee who was attacked by fans after a bad call.  If you love no-win situations and having people despise you on mere sight, hang a whistle from your neck and turn into a human zebra.

NASCAR: A simple costume, because only one item of clothing (a jumpsuit) is necessary.  But you must be prepared to be a walking billboard, as dressing up as your favorite NASCAR superstar will give you a chance to promote your favorite products.  » Read more: 6 Sports-Themed Halloween Costume Ideas

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Superstition Theme Party Ideas

May 10th, 2010

Superstitions are all born in different places, but they have one thing in common: no rational substance.

If we really got seven years of bad luck for breaking a mirror, I wouldn’t be here with you now.  Seriously.  I’ve shattered enough mirrors for three life times.  Everyone seems to buy into superstitions. Here are several superstition theme party ideas.

The Entrance. Get two ladders and place them in “A’ formation outside of the front door.  That ensures that everyone entering the party will be cursed with the same bad luck.

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The 6 Worst Couples Costumes of 2010

April 28th, 2010
Tigress Costume

Tiger Costume

As much as I love my significant other, I’m not a fan of tandem costumes.  It’s hard enough to gussy yourself up, let alone depend on another person  to complete the look.  If you are type of person who likes “teamwork,” be sure to steer clear of these couples costumes.

Tiger & Elin

Slip on a golf search and check your morals at the door.  Dressing as the pitridly perverted Tiger Woods is an all too obvious choice as Costume of the Year.  Dressing your partner as Elin, the leggy Nordic doormat who has half-heartedly stood by her man, is incomprehensible.

Jon & Kate

Even though they are both on their 16th minute of fame, the star hungry couple has managed to keep themselves in the limelight, and we Americans have allowed it!  Carrying around eight baby dolls and slipping your beau into a tight Ed Hardy shirt is soooo 2009.

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6 Tips for Holding a Winning Costume Contest

April 27th, 2010
Dark Knight Joker Costume

Dark Knight Joker Costume

When you think of holding  a party, the last thing on your mind is setting ground rules.  But I contend that with a little planning, you can hold the best costume contest on your block!

Here are six tips to guarantee a good time for all.

RULES. A little law and order shouldn’t ruin a good time.  The reality is that costume judging criteria need to be defined, written, and issued to all participants.  Make sure everyone is aware of what is being looked at so that there no disappointing surprises.

JUDGES. Just like the Supreme Court, you are looking for a nominee that is likely to appeal to both parties.  Try to recruit a third-party who does not know most of the party attendees.  You can also consider taking photos and posting them to the Web and ask the general public to determine a winner.

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Going Rogue: Sarah Palin Costume Ideas

April 22nd, 2010

Just because former Saturday Night Live cast member Tina Fey has cornered the market on Sarah Palin impressions, doesn’t mean you can’t get in on the action.  Here’s are four essential components to make you look like you’re ‘going rogue.’

THE BUSINESS SUIT

Either choose classic black or pretend it’s Easter morning and go with a pastel pink or yellow.   When you try it on and find a size that is comfortable, go one size smaller.  More leg means votes, and we all want to get elected.  Be sure to attach a small American flag lapel pin so people know where you come from.

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Yum-O! 6 Cute Food Costumes

April 21st, 2010

Banana Costume

Banana Costume

“Eat it, don’t wear it!”

Those were the words my mom would yell at my sister on a regular basis.  Always a sloppy eater, sis would inevitable stain up her clothing, with more food landing on her shirt than in her mouth.

So in honor of kid sis, I’d like to tell my mom and everyone else that they should “Wear it, not eat it!”

Fruit of the Loom: There boxers are awesome, but I still have no idea what these cute pitch men have to do with selling undergarments. (They even own the juicy domain Fruit.com).  Whether you want to look like an apple or a bunch of grapes, these guys are as iconic as the Aflac Duck.

Banana: A result of the largest herbaceous flowering plant, who doesn’t love a long, firm, and nutritious fruit?  Dial in some slapstick and be sure to slip on your own peel.

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These Costume Ideas Are for the Dogs

April 20th, 2010
Dog Halloween Costume

Dog Halloween Costume

As if we don’t sound stupid enough speaking some bizarro baby language to our pets, many of us also dress our four-legged friends up in “human” clothing.  Whether you partake in the odd behavior year round, or are just dipping your toe in the crazy water on Halloween, here are a few dog costume ideas.

ANOTHER BREED. They always say to “shake what your mama gave you!”  Take advantage of the four legs and wagging tail that your dog already has and dress him up like another breed.  Have you ever seen a Rottweiler dressed as a Chihuahua or a lab doubling as a Maltese?  Exactly!  That’s why it’ll be sure to get some laughs.

THE MAILMAN: Your pooch is territorial, that’s why he hates the strange uniformed government worker who approaches your house (HIS house) on a daily basis.  Turn the tides!  You and your revelers will enjoy the irony as Fido trots around looking like the person he hates!

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1980's Cartoon Costume Ideas

April 19th, 2010

Growing up, Saturday morning wouldn’t have been Saturday morning without a healthy helping of cartoons.  Children of the 1980s will always hold these animated gems close to their hearts.  From Pound Puppies to Duck Tails, the decade offers hundreds of Halloween costume ideas.

Smurfs. In 6th grade I was Jokey Smurf.  Looking back, I’m a little insulted that my buddies were Hefty and Brainy.  But I digress.  Blue face paint and a white hat with matching pants are all you need.  Unless you’re Papa; he has the distinct honor of going against the grain with a red hat.  There’s also the otherworldly  beauty Smurfette.  Dress like her and be prepared for the “let me be your Papa” jokes.

Find a large white winter hat and stuff the top with socks until it hangs over your head.

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