The Scene: The roadways of Salem, Oregon. A “real” police officer pulls over a motorist for “operating and unsafe vehicle.” A cracked windshield – no big deal. What’s the worst that’s going to happen? The driver will get a fix-it ticket.

The driver then tells the officer that he’s just been hired on by the police department and will be heading off to the police academy soon. He uses this to try and convince the officer to let him off with a warning. No deal. The driver, one David Hickman, gets the ticket anyway.
The police officer checks up on Hickman’s story later on and discovers that it was all a big lie. Hickman wasn’t anywhere near being a police officer. Not hired, not scheduled for the police academy – nothing. Hickman gets arrested for Criminal Impersonation of a Police Officer and is taken off to jail.
Want to play police officer? Fine and dandy. Just do it in the right places, at the right times, in the right way.
Wrong Place, Time and Way: On the roadside with a real cop staring you in the face, giving you a ticket. Other bad times to play policeman would be in court, while visiting someone in jail, surprising a local drughouse, or during a riot.
Right Place, Time, and Way: At your next Halloween or theme party, among other carefree celebrants, and in costume. If you want to do the cop thing, do it with more than just words. Dress it up! You can choose from realistic cop, sexy cop, retro cop, or even specialized like a CSI agent.

Hope you are reading this, David Hickman. Sounds like you’ve got a bit left to learn. Or maybe you’d just rather get used to this costume instead . . .
