Dog Halloween Costume
As if we don’t sound stupid enough speaking some bizarro baby language to our pets, many of us also dress our four-legged friends up in “human” clothing. Whether you partake in the odd behavior year round, or are just dipping your toe in the crazy water on Halloween, here are a few dog costume ideas.
ANOTHER BREED. They always say to “shake what your mama gave you!” Take advantage of the four legs and wagging tail that your dog already has and dress him up like another breed. Have you ever seen a Rottweiler dressed as a Chihuahua or a lab doubling as a Maltese? Exactly! That’s why it’ll be sure to get some laughs.
THE MAILMAN: Your pooch is territorial, that’s why he hates the strange uniformed government worker who approaches your house (HIS house) on a daily basis. Turn the tides! You and your revelers will enjoy the irony as Fido trots around looking like the person he hates!
The holidays? You must be kidding. Bah-humbug, the whole thing is a waste of time, if you ask me. That freaky little dog gets all excited and bounces around non-stop. Why can’t she just settle down and act mature like me? Okay, I’ll admit it, there are two things I like about Christmas. I always get a special can of cat food. That is something I look forward to all year. And I get to look all intimidating in this hat. I pretend not to like it, but I do. I look pretty good huh?